How to lose a girl in 1 date

My male friend is going on a date with a girl he isn’t particularly keen on, he just struggles with the no word; I have been brainstorming winning first dates that are sure to put her off, any further creative ideas welcomed:

• Apparently at Madame Tussauds you can pay extra and have dinner with the wax works- absolutely genius, as if paying good money to look at wax dolls isn’t odd enough. On another note I have always felt they should include a wick on the top of them and sell them off as novelty giant candles once they have reduced in interest, I would definitely invest for Christmas.
• Take her to a hard core rock club wearing a matching leather studded jacket and trousers (bit like ferret man from the Friday take 2 blog).
• Go to a football match (the chavier the team the better i.e. Millwall- I watched Football factory I know these things) and spend time shouting obscenities towards the pitch, bonding with fellow fans and eating stinking pasties.
• Take her to GBK Burger kitchen and whip out a printed voucher code special, let her know she can have whatever she likes, if in conjunction with the offer- this one may be inspired by a past date.
• The Hunterian Museum in London that includes such delights as pickled penises, large female parts in jars and an array of foetuses- lovely
• Head to The Church- the famous weekly 18-30’s style drinking event in London. Takes place from 12pm-4pm on a Sunday and highlights include ropey looking strippers, drunken aussies, hilarious comments on the big screen (i.e. get your baps out), fancy dress and drinks served in tinnies with a handy carrier bag- class all the way.(this might actually be my ideal date but this girl is more of a ‘typical’ female)

Finally, I just wanted to add that this blog has been described as ‘very sex in the gutter’ by a close friend of mine, not sure why....