This is a very short post which isn’t really a true post but i thought my readers and fellow blogger's would enjoy this snippet.
On Friday evening while patiently waiting to be served in a London
‘’Your eyes just made me come in my pants.’’
Definition of charmer. I was so overwhelmed all I could muster together to say was
‘‘Do you want a tissue?!’’
‘‘Do you want a tissue?!’’
My love life is getting a tad depressing. Please help.
It's flattery in a way, not a nice way, granted, but flattery nonetheless. If a young lady approached me in a bar and informed me that my eyes... how shall I put this... had caused her underwear to become saturated, yes, I would back away slowly, but I'd be smiling on the inside.
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I just did the full-on, snort of laughter coffee spat all over my laptop thing. That is priceless!
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ReplyDeleteHa ha excellent! I wonder, really, how much thought went into that line or it just rolled of the tongue!
ReplyDeleteI would have said... well at least we missed the dating and getting to know each other part out!
I might try... no second thoughts; better not, not quite that desperate…YET!!
Please try this when you go out this weekend and let us know how you get on!
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*Tales from the Tower*
L O L. oh wow... thats next level stuff. x
ReplyDeleteHaha i might give it a whirl! Have to give him credit for originality!
ReplyDeleteWhen I told a friend about this line the other day he suggested this as a response:
ReplyDelete'You should have told him to attend next weeks premature ejaculation meeting. It's at 8 o clock but usually a few come early. And no dress code- some just come in their pants!!'
LMFAO! In all honestly, I think I nearly pissed myself after reading this
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