So ladies, gentlemen, fellow bloggers and nosey friends, It would appear that I have managed to gain a target for the sex texting project 2011… it would also appear that I have absolutely no idea how to handle it.
I received a text message of the x-rated variety out of the blue late last night but instead of getting stuck in with a steamy response I was a tad shocked, humoured and embarrassed.
Now don’t get me wrong I am no prude and enjoy naughtiness as much as the next person but seriously how can you transfer this into characters, abbreviations and suggestive wink faces?!
It feels a completely impossible task to carry out without sounding like you are lifting lines from a bad porno or your Mum's Jackie Collins novel. Basically I admit it- I clearly have not mastered the language of text dirty talk.
When discovering this phenomenon it would seem even the coyest of my friends were freely embracing the textual intercourse and enjoying it along the way- why can I, as one of the louder varieties, not do the same?!
Do not fear I am not a quitter, I am determined to conquer my newly found fear and carry out this field research but any tips/advice/words of encouragement greatly appreciated.
I will be sure to report on any developments, do enjoy my embarrassing journey.
LO I wud like pizza but got no got £s lol, im sure we can work sumting out pmsl, if dats your bag lol
ReplyDeleteno I don't think I'm any good at it either
What was this guys opening gambit? If it wasn't "what are you wearing" he doesn't deserve any text action!
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Ha glad I am not the only one Glen! Although what girl would not fall for abreviations like PMSL (had to actually google the meaning of this- that is how street I am!)
ReplyDeleteI am not sure I want to disclose this Jonny, it rude
Surely we need to know the text you received to be able to impart any suggestions your way that may hold the key to unlocking your fears!!
ReplyDeleteEither that or we are just plain nosey!!!
Hmm I am not sure if I can share- makes me blush. However if popular demand points to this I will have to give in!
ReplyDeleteYep I'm afraid that you are going to have to tell us. Though I can understand why you don't want to. Even my best mate took forever to tell me what was in a text she'd received. She thought it was disgusting and wanted to know whether I'd ever done it but without actually telling me what it was!!!!
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*Tales from the Tower*
ps I laughed when she actually managed to spit it out!
ReplyDeleteHa now I want to know what that one said! Was it to do with fists, animals or food at all?!
ReplyDelete(to confirm mine def does not involve these 3 factors!)
ReplyDeleteThis is making me realise how hard it must be for you cause I don't know if I can tell you even though it wasn't my text!!!
ReplyDeleteNope none of the above. It did involve putting something somewhere..
Do you get it now? Thought so!
the fun part for me, is making innuendos(sp?)or jokes, that is sexy, not just a steady stream of "oh baybay youz makes me so hawt". Of course the real key is _who_ is texting it. lol
ReplyDeleteHaha got to give the guy some credit for being so ballsy with that! Mine is tame in comparison.
ReplyDeleteLeeO thank you for the tip will try and craft some kind of innuendo and may ask for feedback!
I will educate you.... ;-)
ReplyDeleteInnuendo is probably the best way forward if you're a virgin to it...x x
ReplyDeleteplease do tell the text exchanges. i've never partaked in such activities before :P
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